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Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Face-to-Facebook by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

face to pillow 

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.
She went face to pillow for me last night

face to face 

Having a face to face chat with someone as opposed to just chatting to them online using programmes such as MSN
I went to my mates house to have a face to face
face to face by 2912Clover February 26, 2006

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
face-to-facebook by GWMcL September 26, 2010

face to crotch correlation 

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

Face-to-face Porn

Porn up close. Not in a magazine or your laptop or whatever.
Last night at the club these girls were showing some face-to-face porn.
Face-to-face Porn by Heeey!! December 19, 2008