Face-Palmer 

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

Face-Palmer by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

Facepalmery 

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

Facepalmery by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

facepalmer 

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

facepalmer by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007

facepalmer 

a person who facepalms others

Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!

Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*

facepalmer by last_name_left July 23, 2009