The Face Kicker 

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

The Face Kicker by ekul merlini February 24, 2008

Face Knickers 

Covid 19 masks

I'm out of Face Knickers, can I borrow yours?

Face Knickers by Dublinka March 26, 2021

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

Face like a kicked-in shit can by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

god has given you a body and kicked your face 

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

god has given you a body and kicked your face by phlegmat March 24, 2005

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009