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Facehorn  

The facial expression equivalent of honking someone with a car horn.
Used for expressing displeasure towards the actions of a rude, obnoxious or annoying person.

It does not always have to be directed towards the offending person but can be used as a means of expressing your displeasure to others, as a means of attracting empathy.

There is a FACEBOOK group for users of the facehorn (with explanatory photos) which anyone can join: "dont make me face horn you"
"Facehorn ": When someone pushes infront of you in a queue, bumps into you on the sidewalk, decides to leave a party early, or generally makes a dick move etc etc

It can also be used in conversation:
"I dont think ultimate frisbee is a sport"
"Facehorn!"

It can also be used as an abbreviation in online chat:
"I dont think Miranda Kerr is hot"
"FH!!"
Facehorn by ncotton January 8, 2009
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facehorn 

most people know of the term 'facepalm' (if not, see facepalm pre-reading this)

facehorn is a derivative of this action whereby the horn of a car is activated by the slamming of face on steering wheel. This is generally in reaction to someone doing something fucking stupid (earning a facepalm) which results in them being a cunt on the road (earning a horn blast).

the facehorn allows the road user to encapsulate two reactive emotions in one fell swoop saving both time and energy.
quite simply something such as a person turning the wrong way down a one way street resulting in a traffic jam. - you facehorn

another example is when someone goes straight when the green turning light comes on. - you facehorn
facehorn by BA27GT March 8, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026