face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

face custard by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

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face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

face like a bulldog eating custard by shortsite January 10, 2009

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