Madagascar Face Cream 

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.

Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.

Madagascar Face Cream by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009

cream face 

Nick-name for a girl with cum on her face
after sexual intercorse

8========D ----------+
dick cum Target=Face
Drew D:I gave that bitch a cream face, right after i fucked her in the ass
Thrillium:Damn shawty Jeuhhhhhh!!!!!

cream face by D-nug February 12, 2007

Sour Cream Face 

A term used to identify women from Eastern Europe, specifically Ukraine. Women with this face have the stereotypical facial attributes of a Ukrainian woman.

Even though Yaroslav is Ukrainian, he isn’t attracted to Sour Cream Face girls. Antonio is Italian and absolutely fetishizes Sour Cream Faces!

Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!

Sour Cream Face by Pablo Pavlova September 25, 2022

cream on your face 

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you

Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

cream on your face by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008

face crammin' 

When you are giving a blow job and the guy gets rough. See face fuck.

I gave that broad a good face crammin' last night.

face crammin' by candycram March 4, 2008

Televisual face creaming 

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

Televisual face creaming by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Face Cram 

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

Face Cram by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010