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booking my face 

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
booking my face by ben hardass September 23, 2010

Boozing Face 

Getting hammered to the point where you can’t feel your face.
Yo Nathan are you boozing face tonight
Boozing Face by BowHello911 May 24, 2024

Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

Fakebooking 

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Fakebooking by PantherB January 4, 2012

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

Investigative Facebooking 

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."