Is used to signal to anyone else who knows the term that you have wood for no reason. "Hey, H.A.B.F.N.A.R., right now!" (while in a room full of unknowing people)

H.A.B.F.N.A.R. by Michael Roarty April 3, 2007

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F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.

student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"

F.I.N.A.L.S. by Steveso1 December 17, 2006

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F.I.N.A.L.S.

An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.

Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."

F.I.N.A.L.S. by Phreshiee December 23, 2009

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s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

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