F*ckening 

Not typically used alone. It is part of a spoonerism for "what the f*ck is happening" that is used to convey extreme confusion.

What the hap is f*ckening?

F*ckening by Sonsypants October 1, 2016

F*ckening 

Similar to "The Happening"

Used to humorously describe an event by comparing it to an orgy or gangbang.

'What would you call that last (video game) match against those pros?'
"The F*ckening"

F*ckening by Dispassionate October 8, 2016

F*ckening 

Usually to imply that a large mass orgy/pillage is about to happen... Such as when everyone on your team decides to die and leaves you alone on the point, the f*ckening will now begin. If you're amazing at vidya games you may want to note that the f*ckening can be the f*ckening you are about to receive, or the f*ckening that you're about to present.

"The f*ckening is about to begin"

a few seconds later...

"double trip quaquintu team kill!"

F*ckening by PolyjuiceMotion December 1, 2016

F*ckening 

When a wizard engages in sexual intercourse with a female under a green moon to make Dragons

Yesterday, I walked into the forest and witnessed the F*ckening...

F*ckening by Aberdean Pimpinstein December 1, 2016

F*ckening 

n. A time period and setting in which some fucked up shit just happened, everything currently happening is fucked, and afterwards, everything is going to be fucked.

Beavus: "Hey Butthead, did you hear the orange guy from the comedy central roast is gonna be king of United America? heheheh"
Butthead: "heh, No way thats fucked, and Trump's gonna be our prez."
Beavus: "heheh, Yeah. The F*ckening is upon us. heh. Thats cool."
Butthead: "Ha yeah, now were all fucked, heh, cool."

F*ckening by hunteroftheonepiece December 15, 2016

F*ckening 

1. A word typically used to refer to a bad situation.
2. When a younger sibling is being punished, often for something you did.
Sometimes associated with reckoning.

"And so descends...the f*ckening."
"The f*ckening begins."

F*ckening by Lonely But Friendly December 19, 2016

F*ckening 

When something Messes you up on another level or (In Short) When something is messed the f*ck up that it affects your mentality severely.

Protege 1: DUUDDEE! Did you see this Picture?!
Protege 2: Yeahhh! It's soo F*ckening..

F*ckening by SupaScuba October 3, 2016