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An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
F-ton by xccs December 3, 2014
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metric f-ton

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.
Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.
metric f-ton by sjohnswj October 23, 2008
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ftone or f-tone, noun,

the f-tone, middle "F" on the piano, is considered by physicists to be the tonic of nature.

f-tone is associated with the fourth, green, heart chakra.

noun - used as a mantra for meditation.
A person might play the ftone and hold that note so it plays a constant middle "f". They would then use the constant tone for a mantra to assist them in their practice of meditation.
ftone by Paul Grigsby November 5, 2005

fton Famil 

Afton family (Deleted A&Y)
AU From A tiktoker named Shallowmoonlight

*Elizabeth Afton(1st one to die in the family and died from going close to Circus baby

*Christepher Afton(2nd one to die in the family and did from his older brother from putting chris's head in fredbear's mouth)*
*Clara Roselle Afton(3rd one to die in the family and got in a car crash from driving off a cliff)
* William Afton(Died from getting chased into spring bonnie The amitronic is now named springtrap)
*Micheal Terance Afton(Went to ever pizzareia because his father said so and went to sisterlocation and died from getting scoped by ennard and the scooper)

Elizabeth: Circus Baby & Scrap baby
Chris: Shadow Freddy
Clara: Bollora
William: Springbonnie/Spring Trap & Scrap Trap
Micheal: Walking corpus/Rot & Nightmare Foxy
Dove: The Afton Family~!🎢🎡
Some Hater: Its now called fton Famil
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026