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ill-fated ass grab 

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.
"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."
ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008
A fat guy who is far too nice for his own good, His name is Ed. He has lots of friends but never has real girlfriends. Hes a sad, sad bastard.
Omg. Ed is turning into such a Fat Ed.
Fat Ed by TheLonelyOne July 14, 2009

fatedcharlz 

a really underrated after effects editor that deserves more hype
you know fatedcharlz? her edits are so smooth!
fatedcharlz by ok??- May 25, 2021

ill_fated 

Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck"

He should be banned and never to obtain a computer again

Also has no respect for anyone except for himself. What an ass...
ill_fated: my EA posts were for fun who the f|_|ck cares if i get banned from EA
ill_fated by A guy March 8, 2004

ill fated blowjob 

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
Ill fated blowjob.”
Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.
LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!
Fat Ed by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 26, 2020