eystur 

a testicle

sweet eysturs dude.

eystur by 5particus November 2, 2011

eystreem 

A (sometimes) family-friendly Minecraft YouTuber who uploads cringe videos on a regular basis. He posts a variety of Minecraft videos, ranging from tutorials and secret features to one of his most popular series called Scary Seed Survival. He began making YouTube videos in 2012 and has continued to grow in size over the past few years. He makes eight year old's all around the world happy with his cringe videos so yay for that.

Hitman 1, "Who is that?"
Hitman 2, "That's just Eystreem."
Hitman 1, "Oh, my seven year old son is his biggest fan."

eystreem by ButtermilkKitty September 21, 2018

exsturbation 

1. The Act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning Maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become EX-masturbatory (i.e. for Lent, Life, 5 minutes)

or more commonly...

2. The act of Masterbating to the thought of an Ex-Lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred)
2 1/2. Or even Masturbating with an Ex-Lover.
3. And Finally Masturbating an Ex-Lover.

(Phone Conversation involving exsturbation)

No I'm fine Bill, I mean Yeah, I think about her sometimes but... you know... Its been a year now... yeah still a bit Angry, I mean Herpes doesn't just clear up over night you know..! (nervous laugh) ha, ha-ha... (gaining in volime) YEAH well I... I MEAN I EXSTURBATED-ALL-OVER-HER-FUCKING-CAR YESTERDAY...so yeah... feeling much better

exsturbation by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

eyster 

1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.

1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

eyster by Widdley June 13, 2008

eysturlid 

Eysturlid is slang for a homosexual in certain parts of northern illinois. Like many american english words, it is also verbed gracelessly and can also be used as synonyms with "having homosexual intercourse".

"Wow, that guy over there is a real eysturlid"

"I see he's about to eysturlid his boyfriend."

eysturlid by John MacFarland July 1, 2006

eyesturbation 

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

eyesturbation by Jackgasm January 15, 2014

easturlings

easturlings is a bad bleep 😻

she is an awesome editor to tho??
she is a hottie too 😰
- xoxo Ashley

i gotta take an easturlings

easturlings hottie

easturlings by .tigerchvrlsbae October 7, 2021