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eyestache 

Eyestache
n. 1. Another name for "unibrow",

2. A term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)

May also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching

Eyestache™
Any and all future use of the term "eyestache" for advertising, marketing or profiting shall solely be.the property of A____ M______ R_____, as noted by legal trademark of the name Eyestache™.
Sentence example:

"That eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair"
eyestache by murdock421 May 11, 2013

Flip Your Eyestickers 

Flip your eyestickers, you fool!

Eyestaches

A person's eyebrows.

A new word instead of the stupid word "eyebrows".

WTF IS A "BROW"
ITS LIKE LITTLE MUSTACHES ABOVE YOUR EYES
Your eyestaches are looking fine today!
Eyestaches by Maffson January 26, 2017
Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he just really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
Eustache by dustruffle April 5, 2008
Eustche is an African Nigga that goes to City Hill Middle School.
Khaden: Who’s that guy in the dark?!
Kyle: I can’t tell, it must be EUSTACHE!
Eustache by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019
Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
Eustache by marc's admirer June 18, 2008