Eyejabber

1. A meeting that's so boring you contemplate jabbing out your eye in order to leave it.

1. Foreground And in this quarter our gross sales revenue.....You"So, if I take this pen and ram it into my eye, think they'll let me out?"

by LaCroix42 September 26, 2003

Eyejabber

The end of the internet and your sanity

I am going to check eyejabber so my life does not feel so sad.

by Dudemac September 24, 2003

eyejabber

1. noun; What happens when someone goes a little batty at work while holding a pencil
2. proper noun; a website that works to prevent an eyejabber in progress

1. "Gerry had an eyejabber fit at work today. He'll never see life quite the same way again."
2. "I visited Eyejabber.com today. It kept me from punching my boss in the face"

by Karie Harvey September 23, 2003

eyejabber

undefinable

www.eyejabber.com

by fupuru September 24, 2003

eyejabber

noun; angst in action

This is what happens when you get mad enough to jab your eye out. Who else would have come up with this site?

by zoesdare September 24, 2003

eyejabber

1. proper noun; a website that is more fun than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

1. www.eyejabber.com

by zoesdare September 23, 2003

eyejabber

Getting jabbed in the eye with a chode

P1: where'd you get that black eye from?
P2: Oh, you know murry. He's a real eyejabber.

by the vagina divers February 18, 2005