To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker February 26, 2014
the beholder who has a ghost for an eyeball is a crazy man or woman that sees things out of the ordinary. they are fucking crazy.
by CheVelle 50 December 10, 2021
Get the joojoo eyeball mug.
Jord: Eyeball paul it man this tastes disgusting
Drunkard: Hahahah what? no wait, yeah ok. Ahh man it's all over me.
Jord: Sigh...
Drunkard: Hahahah what? no wait, yeah ok. Ahh man it's all over me.
Jord: Sigh...
by Jord- Blackburn February 28, 2008
"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020
The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.
This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.
The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.
However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.
The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.
However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"
Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 2, 2010
When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .
Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."
Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."
Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."
by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019