eye stalks
Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
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Stalker Eye
The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.
This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.
This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.
A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.
This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.
This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.
A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.
A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.
Stalker Eye by cynical2007 February 23, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable