Expecto Patronum 

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020

expecto patron 

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

expecto patron by Tobadef January 15, 2016

expecto patronads 

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

expecto patronads by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation) 

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation) by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

Expecto Patrollum 

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

Expecto Patrollum by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

Expecto Patronum 

The spell a teenager over used. A simple spell that killed the great Lord Voldemort.

Harry Potter, "Expecto Patronum"

Expecto Patronum by Mrs. Malfoy September 5, 2022

expecto patronads 

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

expecto patronads by Uber sausage December 18, 2010