Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020
A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.
"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.
by Tobadef November 11, 2015
one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008
A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.
CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry
HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.
CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!
BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!
HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.
CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!
BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!
by Emblem_CR February 2, 2010
Harry Potter, "Expecto Patronum"
by Mrs. Malfoy September 6, 2022
The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.
by Uber sausage December 17, 2010
by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021