Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance

Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Euphoric Fedorafag by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017

Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Euphoric by zerk1337 April 16, 2013

Emophobic

The hatred of people who are emo

I am in love with joe because we are both emophobic

Emophobic by The emo hater 12 December 20, 2021

euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

euphoric by apatheus November 11, 2013

euphoric sex

The best feeling of sexual pleasure one is possible of achieving. Completel sexual satisfaction.

Her body was so perfect that it made for euphoric sex.

euphoric sex by Badger 76 April 2, 2016

Emophobic

A combination of two words:

1) Emo (an abbreviation of the word emotion) and;

2) Phobic (an irrational fear of or aversion to something.)

Emophobia occurs when someone has a phobia of creating negative emotions in other people.

(Emophobic parents are possibly the catalyst to the entitlement generation.)

Jack is such an emophobic parent, whenever his child, Sophie, doesn't get what she wants she starts crying and Jack suddenly caves in and gives Sophie whatever she wants.

Joe suffers from emophobia, whenever he has to confront someone at work on a difficult subject, he always tries to avoid dealing with it.

Emophobic by ScienceAndArt July 9, 2015

Euphoric Love 

The Love between a couple of beautiful people.

Molly and Tyler have a Euphoric Love relationship!

Euphoric Love by T. Bake June 28, 2009