When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"
Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."
TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."
TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
by nickynicnic November 27, 2010