excusitis 

Derived from the word "Excuse".It is tendency/Disease/Regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.In simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults

person 1:-Your calculation seems wrong
person 2:-i guess the calculator isnt working right

person1:-your handwriting is ridiculous
person2:-i think the pencil isnt dark enough
person1:-dude,you are EXCUSITIS

excusitis by anotherJustanotherguy October 15, 2009

Excusitarians 

Excusitarians is the new term coined by Vegan Pirate Cap’n Long John Tofu of The Vegan pirates of The Pirates of the Carob Bean

The Vegan Pirate uses the word ‘Excusitarian’ to categorise all the ex vegetarians and vegans who come up with a whole host of excuses about why it’s impossible for them personally to stay vegan and why they need meat.

bob: aah some ex-vegans drive me up the wall, I wouldn’t be mindin’ if they just be admittin’ that they couldn’t be bothered any more, that they be giving up caring about animal welfare, the effects o’ intensively reared animals on the environment and the wastin’ o’ resources but they don’t. Instead I be told ’some people just can’t be vegetarian’, ’some people need meat’ and ’sometimes it just doesn’t feel right to be vegan’ – they should know better!”
fred: i know man Excusitarians are so fackin stupid

Excusitarians by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

excusitionary 

the unwritten ever adaptable book of excuses used to avoid a event, person or abduction!

why were you late :"excusitionary" i flipped my car over in a ditch a a dear took my lunch money!!

where are you going :"excusitionary" to the zoo!

excusitionary by ...<^> March 15, 2011

Excusions 

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

Excusions by MixedUp January 24, 2022

excusies 

“excusies” a way of a popular barbie saying excuse me.

uhm excusies? what are you talking about.

excusies by molly3783 June 12, 2022

excultus 

An amazing mystrade fic written by mottlemoth.

Go read excultus<3

excultus by Leah827482 May 20, 2023