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Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell September 23, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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by cati May 21, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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