excruciating discomfort 

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.

While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

excruciating discomfort by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

excruciating 

intense pain.

my cramps are excruciating.

excruciating by rachealsaysrawr:) June 16, 2010

excruciating 

.To inflict severe pain on; torture.
.To inflict great mental distress on

When someone kicks u in the nuts...get it..that kinda pain

excruciating by Kanak March 28, 2005

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it, ie; so good it hurts!)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Excruiting 

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)

Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."

Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008

Excretiating

Specifically the sensation experienced from rather painful poop. An excruciating excretion.

Valarie gripped the towel bowl white-knuckled while she experienced the most excretiating pain of her life.

Excretiating by PharmNate November 10, 2009