Top Definition
It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.
Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.
by Michael Parry November 12, 2007
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