Exasturbation 

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

Exasturbation by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

exasturbation 

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

exasturbation by Sluggo December 18, 2004

exasturbation 

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

exasturbation by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exasturbation 

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

exasturbation by OblongShlong September 3, 2013

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.

If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.

exasperbation by racool December 4, 2010

earsturbation 

The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.

I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.

earsturbation by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014