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exministries 

A powerful prolific movement headed by founder G. Craige Lewis, that changes the lives of others forever through the invisible power of Christ. A ministry that gives understanding and nourishment to the soul. This ministry has been criticized through vain babblings & murmmorings. In order to get a good understanding the messages must be viewed in their ENTIRETY. (The Truth Behind Hip-Hop Part 1,2,3 & 4)
www.exministries.com
In exministries, ex is the prefix that you put on the front of a noun to make it the opposite of what it once was. Gangbanger becomes ex-gangbanger.
exministries by Engrafted May 16, 2008

examnesia 

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.
Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.
examnesia by JD January 26, 2004

Examania 

a case of hyper mania characterized by convulsions, excessive and incoherent talking, and insomnia occurring in students during the exam periods at the University of Waterloo.
Andy keeps yelling "I SHO!!"
Yeah, he's got examania. That Organic Chemistry exam's really got him scared.
Examania by Morris Tchir January 15, 2009

IGCSE Mock Examinations 

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

Elamine is the most charming male to have ever lived on earth, when a girl makes eye contact with him, she becomes so wet she could singlehandedly solve the droughts in Africa.
Elamine m9wd
Elamine by Adhdamn August 17, 2021

examiner 

A person who's job it is to ruin students lives and destroy their dreams.
Examiner: "Ah, correct definition for two marks. Ah fuck it, I'll just give 0."
examiner by NotAGymLad May 14, 2016