(pronounced "You-an")
The greatest man ever!!!!!!! To summarize in short and simple terms...
1. He's THE SEXIEST Man to have ever walked the Earth!!2. He's Scottish!! 3. The most talented actor on the face of this Earth!!! He always does the most excellent performance that always blows me away in all of his movies! He's amazingly captivating! 4. Loves to get naked in films!!! And his you know what looks tasty as hell! It's a Large feature, if you know what I mean...5. Has the best sense of humor I have ever seen (or heard)!!! He's goddamn hilarious! 6. He has the most incredible voice (both speaking and singing)! His singing voice moves me more than Paul McCartney's! And well, his speaking voice-- soooo charming, cute, unique, and sexy!! And that Scottish accent of his! *melts* 7. He's wonderful at doing all kinds of accents perfectly!! 8. He loves doing theater! In this way, people get to see him do his thing live! 9. Ewan's an adventurer with great survival training who loves traveling around the world on his motorcycle! 10. He was born into a regular, not well-off, family in Scotland on March 31st, 1971. He's a true hero because he managed to get up to where he is now purely on his own!11. He is a very kind soul. 12. He has the cutest and most charming smile and laugh of any man!! 13. All hair colors suit Ewan!! 14. His great fashion sense is never off! 15. His beautiful eyes are blue/green/grey.
The greatest man ever!!!!!!! To summarize in short and simple terms...
1. He's THE SEXIEST Man to have ever walked the Earth!!2. He's Scottish!! 3. The most talented actor on the face of this Earth!!! He always does the most excellent performance that always blows me away in all of his movies! He's amazingly captivating! 4. Loves to get naked in films!!! And his you know what looks tasty as hell! It's a Large feature, if you know what I mean...5. Has the best sense of humor I have ever seen (or heard)!!! He's goddamn hilarious! 6. He has the most incredible voice (both speaking and singing)! His singing voice moves me more than Paul McCartney's! And well, his speaking voice-- soooo charming, cute, unique, and sexy!! And that Scottish accent of his! *melts* 7. He's wonderful at doing all kinds of accents perfectly!! 8. He loves doing theater! In this way, people get to see him do his thing live! 9. Ewan's an adventurer with great survival training who loves traveling around the world on his motorcycle! 10. He was born into a regular, not well-off, family in Scotland on March 31st, 1971. He's a true hero because he managed to get up to where he is now purely on his own!11. He is a very kind soul. 12. He has the cutest and most charming smile and laugh of any man!! 13. All hair colors suit Ewan!! 14. His great fashion sense is never off! 15. His beautiful eyes are blue/green/grey.
girl #1: "It goddamn sucks that Ewan McGregor is married. He's off the market..."
girl #2: "I don't think so! His wife doesn't have to know when I sleep with him!!"
It is very easy to fall in love with Ewan McGregor! The attraction is absolute! He is divine!
girl #2: "I don't think so! His wife doesn't have to know when I sleep with him!!"
It is very easy to fall in love with Ewan McGregor! The attraction is absolute! He is divine!
by loveforEwan November 22, 2009
by Charlie March 22, 2005
love of my life. sexy as hell. voice like some sort of demon-sex-god-angel. excellent actor who refuses to be type cast- moulin rouge, trainspotting, star wars, for example. conscientious guy- eg. appeals to G8 leaders.
by Sarah Deee July 21, 2005
A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
by SoupyWan January 30, 2022