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Erton is the sweetest and most sexiest human on this earth. This Albanian boy was born to play soccer. He loves to drive his Mercedes around the city. Nobody messes with my man Erton because his boys got his back at all times. He is the BADDEST guy on this planet.
Erton
Erton by Tiktok4life June 8, 2020

Laughing at Everton 

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

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Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.
Laughing at Everton by Qsx November 2, 2019
The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
Everton by Mick D August 29, 2003
The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
everton by DannyEFC September 12, 2006

evertonian 

Real scousers & real football supporters. Know what its like to sit in their home ground as it isnt taken up by Norwegians etc jumpin on the bandwagon.

the best supporters in the world.
I'm an evertonian, fuck off all the redshite
evertonian by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006

evertonian 

1 supporter of the greatest football team ever - hencename

2 supporter of EVERTON Football Club

2 protector of good people from red scum (see entry for kopites)

"to be born an evertonian is to win first prize in the lottery of life"