Homo Evolutis 

Hominids that take direct and deliberate control over the evolution of their species... and others.

A new species, Homo Evolutis, may arise as human inventions bring sight to the blind, hearing to the deaf, etc., as described by Juan Enriquez in his TED presentation: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/juan_enriquez_shares_mindboggling_new_science.html

Homo Evolutis by Chainsawdomy April 7, 2009

Homo Evolutis 

A proposed subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by the integration of nanotechnological enhancements within their biological systems. These enhancements, introduced through the Humanity Upgrade Initiative, have been observed to induce significant physiological and cognitive alterations, including increased longevity, enhanced cognitive function, and heightened resilience to disease. Further research is necessary to fully understand the long-term implications of this technological integration and its potential impact on human evolution.

After his brainchip was installed, the male Homo evolutis began to feel a great sense of empathy and interconnectedness with other humans. He began a human-advocacy campaign that united people of all levels of education under the banner of creating highly educational and entertaining media.

Homo Evolutis by FauxCrush May 22, 2024

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!

"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"

evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

Dragonball Evolution by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

evolution shit by SadPepe December 10, 2018

dead end evolution 

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

dead end evolution by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013