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1.
Guy 1: "ZOMG have you seen the evil smurfs servers?"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"
by Aaron Chapin November 01, 2007
 
2.
A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.
Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!
by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005