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A creature who prowls the internet for something interesting to do. Fortunately for us, everywheregiraffes are neither giraffes nor everywhere. Feed your everywheregiraffes twice a day with a bowl of licorice and potato chips along with a glass of water. Walk your everywheregiraffe at least once a day, for these creatures tend to remain still for long periods of time, causing cramps. Fun to watch, but boring to have one. It would be best to visit one in a zoo.
everywheregiraffes are such majestic creatures. I just wish they moved around more.
#giraffe #everywhere #everywheregiraffe #licorice #potato chips
by Rancid450 June 16, 2011
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