A neighborhood located in The South eastern part of San Jose, CA. It is a part of East Side San Jose, although the outskirts are in the South Side of the city. It's population is a majority Asian and Hispanic. Because Evergreen is a large community, it is divided into 4 parts: East Evergreen, West Evergreen, North Evergreen, and South Evergreen. It is mostly a safe area to live. However, The western parts of Evergreen are where a majority of crime in San Jose occurs, besides the Story and King area. Crimes are linked back mostly to gangs, as Evergreen has many Norteno and Crip gangs, along several other gangs. Evergreen is commonly referred to as the "Eves" or "The Green".
Person1: Where you from?
Person2: Evergreen

P1: Where you reppin'?
P2: Shout out to the Eves!

P1: Which part of San Jo you from?
P2: The Green
by whasgud11 August 23, 2010
Get the Evergreen mug.
When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.
"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."
by Mosdn March 27, 2021
Get the evergreened mug.
When an object just won't fit into a space.
Things didn't work out due to me getting evergreened in her Suez Canal.
by AKscrybe March 27, 2021
Get the Evergreened mug.
1. Something that causes a situation to come to a halt.

2. A more appropriate way of saying "cockblock".
"Before I quit my job, I pulled an Evergreen on my boss. Hope he enjoys that overtime."

" Him? Your wingman? Nah fam, he just an Evergreen."
by KevinHK852 March 27, 2021
Get the Evergreen mug.
Evergreening: To accidentally block or hinder progress via unintentional blockade.
Hey Bob did you catch the latest Evergreening?
No,what now?
Whole on ramp this time.
by Gas-Giant January 28, 2022
Get the Evergreening mug.
A condition stemming from profuse marijuana use. Equivalent to a marijuana "hangover." Also referred to as "the Coniferous Disease"
We smoked a zone last night, and this morning I had a severe case of evergreen.

Tito: "I GOT THAT CONIFEROUS DISEASE!"
by Morgan Witt January 8, 2008
Get the Evergreen mug.
Evergreen: to display childlike imbecility although one is an adult. Usually associated with social justice warrior behavior.

Named after Evergreen state college.
The students of insert sjw inspired university are acting Evergreen.

If those students keep Evergreening, we'll just shut this place down and go home.

Oh great, ANTIFA just showed up. They're going to Evergreen any moment now.
by Derpy567 November 23, 2019
Get the Evergreen mug.