1 definition by Mosdn

When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.
"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."
by Mosdn March 27, 2021
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