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1.
handsome, kind, caring.
eg

Everett's a soulmate.
by everesteverett May 08, 2009
 
2.
A handsome, kind, caring, man who is subject to regular injuries, yet feels no pain.
ex. Everett's a soulmate.

ex. Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
by fancychick November 05, 2011
 
3.
A strapping young rugby player who is subject to regular injuries, yet feels no pain.

note: injuries may include, but are not limited to, the following: joint injuries, scrapes, bruises, knees to the head and cleats to the ribs
Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
by jay_ess_ June 14, 2010
 
4.
Everett is a generalized shade of purple. Since many people like the color purple it is upon them to determine what their 'Everett' is. Everett is usually your favorite shade of purple but can be used as a synonym for purple.
Jessie: Wow! What color is your sweater!! It's beautiful on you!

Bean: It's Everett !

Jessie: Everett ?
Bean: Its only the BEST shade of purple! How don't you know that!?
by Shadowzie February 03, 2012
 
5.
A crazy person who try's to rape cats and other creatures.
Every man for yourself an Everett's coming
by BoRedPhAntOm March 20, 2014
 
6.
A man who loves to warm his pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.

He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.
Whoa, you know that guy Everett? His pubes are HOT...
by ~thy PwEeNiS~ February 12, 2014
 
7.
Ugliest sack of shit to walk the earth. He's the gayest and most possible, smelliest human being to live. Someone please end his donkey misery.
Everett smells like shit
by Mrocker503 November 25, 2013