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1.
A Christian evangelist who is intolerant of differing beliefs, especially one who is loudly so, and therefore can be said to be acting like a dick or a twat.
Thanks to the evangenitals in my hometown, the liquor store was shut down, the porn-store owner was run out of town, and the pharmacist was forced to stop carrying birth control.
by Emdeecee December 11, 2009
 
2.
a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista
<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!
by juliachrista February 11, 2004