Evandro

That kind of hoe that never answer phone call or messages
A disturber who alway think he is an only child

The person who is always lost
In the end he is the lovely whore that has everyone love

He is an Evandro
The Evandro wasn’t so expensive last night
It was fun doing Evandro

by MTCH December 15, 2021

evandro

that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back

don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal

by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014

Evandro

A person who has their phone on loud during a church service.

Did you hear that phone ringing during church?

Yes - it was most probably an Evandro.

Please put your phone on silent - do not be an Evandro.

by H Man December 17, 2021

Evandro

Handsome, charming, and sharply witted. The whole room turns its attention towards him when he walks in. Woman bow at his feet and beg for the opportunity to be chosen as his lady.

It is an urban legend that every woman that sleeps with Evandro manifests her every dreams.

Oh look it’s Evandro! Thank God he’s here.

Don’t worry Evandro will fix this.

by DefinitelynotEvandro November 23, 2021