europheliac 

Derives erotic plesure from being urinated on

I walked in on my Europheliac mom

europheliac by oakarts.org March 13, 2018

Neuropheliac

Greek, roughly translated to "mind fucker".

I can't believe Jason showed her the porn of her grandmother, what a Neuropheliac.

Neuropheliac by Torgo Rouzdouer March 12, 2009

Erophilia

The state of a relationship where both persons involved share an intimacy that can only be described as "couple-esque", yet both parties in said relationship insist on being friends. See mutual friend zone.

"Are they dating?"
"Nah."
"But they just said 'I love you.'"
"Yeah, but it's in an erophilian way."

Erophilia by ThatBandKid July 20, 2014

Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

Europhilia by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010

Europhoria 

euphoria that you feel during the European Football Championship

Greeks victory started Europhoria in the entire country.

Europhoria by Europhoric December 18, 2012

Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

Europhilia by The real Bruce Wayne December 15, 2011

emophelia 

A common disease which is known to take over your life. it will make you cut your wrist... and die your hair... emophelia will also make you feel need for constant attention, good or bad.

Many people who listen to My Chemical Romance are soon diagnosed with emophelia

emophelia by RG430ROCKER December 25, 2007