A small continent neighboring Asia by land and Africa by the Mediterranean
Sea.

A continent that seems to have mastered how education should be dealt with. Has a fairly decent agenda of knowledge unlike the opposite of the Atlantic, but does not overwhelm themselves with loads of knowledge. (unlike Asia)

A continent that once could dominate the rest of the world with a fraction of its military power, but is now overwhelmingly inferior in that same aspect to the nations they once ravaged.

A continent with the highest standard of living in one side, and starving beggars in the other.

A continent whose only economical refuge is Nokia, which will probably disappear into oblivion as well. The technological market has been throughly consumed by Korea and Japan, and everything else by China and USA.

The birthplace of nearly all modern beliefs. Credited with their ingenious insights on the humanities and the sciences.

A confusing place that provided the underlying ideals for anti-racism, (i.e. Natural Law) but houses too much racists

A continent that still believes that they are the best in the world.
Europe has been dead since the last Great War.
by ||||||||||||||||||||\\\ December 20, 2004
A place that from the beginning of time has only practiced the worse of Human behavior...Murder,Theft,enslavement homosexuality devil worship..ect..Europe since it's existence has stolen culture from other countries/continents..Europe is the main reason the world is in the position it is in at the present time.
Europe should be burnt to the ground along with it's European descendents (Caucasians)..Amen.
by The Truth 150 April 17, 2011
To go europe means to vomit. It comes from the sound one makes when tossing their cookies.
If I take another drink ima go europe.
by kes* August 04, 2009
Europe - The world's greatest masterminds and the world's biggest criminals happen to born there.
Europe is also the home of the most ancients and finest civilizations. Democracy was invented there almost 2000 years before white settlers set their feets on american ground.

Citizens of the EU are thinking of their union as an economical and political superpower. Indeed, they could be a superpower, if they would start to agree with each other. But History has shown, that something like that will never happen: the last 60 years were the _longest_ period of freedom ever on the european continent.
They try to solve problems with diplomacy even when someone's shooting at them.
Why are you hitting me? I don't like violence! Let's have some vine and talk about your problems...
by justme February 16, 2005
A continent that is hated a lot by Americans, Asians and many other people around the world, because people only like to remember bad things about us, even though we have done far more good than bad for the world. We invented pretty much everything that people use and take granted for, and no one gives us credit, because, as I've said before, We Europeans are seen as the scum of the Earth, and no one likes to give us credit, but here are a tiny percentage of:

European inventions/discoveries:
The car, the internal combustion engine, the steam engine, electricity, the generator of electricity, the jet engine, the first aeroplane, the computer, the television, the telephone, the radio, nuclear power, the tank, the war ship, the English language, the French language, the Caucausian race (vast majority), the United States of America (wouldn't exist without Europe and don't bother denying it because you know it's true), the photocopier, x-rays, the contact lens, many many different cures for diseases such as smallpox, scurvy, malaria and medicines like penicillin, the first light bulb (I think), the steam engine, the steam turbine, the lawn mower, the World Wide Web, democracy, collodion process, the typewriter, the flushing toilet, the submarine,

and probably things such as modern education, sport, Western politics and pretty much every process used in industry and science. Without Europe, the Western world wouldn't exist, and neither would the English language, or any of the things I mentioned above.
If you hate Europeans, the next time you use any of the things listed above, remind yourself of how much you hate us.

If you really hate Europeans, then I hope you remind yourself of your hatred the next time you use electricity, drive a car, fly a plane, watch the television, play on the computer, or even eat a sandwich, because none of those things would exist without the European people and continent.

P.S.: I don't hate America, Asia, or anywhere else in the world. I just think we Europeans deserve respect. Is that too much to ask?
by ProudEuropeanF***EuroHaters January 09, 2009
Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.

"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by jack June 19, 2003
The continent which has more money, technology, and militaristic power than Americans like to think. Think about it, remember Nazi Germany? If -ONE- European country can fight of all of Europe and North America combined for SIX YEARS, imagine what all of Europe can do when unified into one military force?
"OFMGZ USA IS WIN GAINST ALL WORLD COMBINED SUPERPOWEROMG NO CUNTRY IS GOOD AS US WE R HAVE BEST TECHNOLOGIZ,"
"Seeing as how Europe is smarter, richer, has a larger population, has invented the majority of the world's inventions, and has a military just as powerful as North America, no. Oh, and we have more nukes than the entire planet combined."
by EEEEEE August 13, 2007
The current center of the world-empire, after Rome and Babylon, the presomptuous USA being controlled through european banks since its creation.
The operational center is the City of London.
"Europe sucks, USA rules!"
--- "Yeah right, retard..."
by toto le rototo October 17, 2006

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