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Euromutt 

A word used to shorthand or invalidate the often rich, beautiful, complex, and frequently painful immigrant experience and ancestry of Euro-Americans from dozens of different countries and cultures.

Its use makes it easier to identify as simply "white", and to continue unproductive internal or external appraisals of the world and one's place in it.

See also: statistext
A: B is Punjabi, C is Hakka Chinese, and D is from Mexico City and has a beautiful cultural background influenced by the Mayans and Spanish. I'm just a Euromutt.

E: How do you think that happened, exactly?

A: Well... I've heard my ancestors lost their fortune trying to help the nobility escape the French Revolution. They went to Luxembourg from there. But because the Nazis destroyed our family cemetery during World War II, we don't know for sure.

E: Do you have any family recipes? Words you say that a lot of other people don't say?

A: My dad always used to say "uff da" when he stubbed his toe, and my grandma used to make these German hamburgers. And some of my great-grandparents were Greek Orthodox.

E: Does "Euromutt" capture that for you or anybody else?
Euromutt by saranblade February 11, 2024
Related Words

Euro Mutt 

A native of North America, usually the United States, whose ancestors hail from more than 2 separate European countries.
"I'm a Euro Mutt - I'm French, Spanish, Italian, German, and Scottish."
Euro Mutt by Alexiele September 24, 2006

Euro-Mutt 

A racial slur against the general Caucasian population. Most often applies to North Americans of mixed decent since they have no actual one ethnic background they are acutally "mutt" of European decent.
Man Dave is from Half Irish, Half British and Half Polish decent, he's a Euro-Mutt.
Euro-Mutt by Orange September 21, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008