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Eurodork
A dork of the uniquely Euro persuasion, i.e., can't dress, wears things that light up/flash, listens to too much techno, can't dance and usually can't do any other physical activity without looking like a total spaz. Single-handedly destroys the popular concept that Europeans are suave and sophisticated.
Usually male and not bad-looking, but was just never taught to be cool.
Eurodorks are often German, French, or Dutch. They are rarely Italian, since Italy is one of the few Euro countries with any style, and rarely English, due to the power of the English accent to make anyone seem like they have a clue.
Usually male and not bad-looking, but was just never taught to be cool.
Eurodorks are often German, French, or Dutch. They are rarely Italian, since Italy is one of the few Euro countries with any style, and rarely English, due to the power of the English accent to make anyone seem like they have a clue.
OMG, look at that Eurodork in the adidas and the tight-in-the-wrong-places Michael Jackson t-shirt. I think he is wearing acid-washed jeans.
Related Words
Eurodontia
A lesser form of Anglodontia. Bad, rotten, or misplaced teeth that would rarely be found in North America. The disregard for oral hygiene common to the old world.
American hygiene standards are frequently seen as excessive or obsessive by other cultures, however it's exactly this attitude that has spared us from the Eurodontia of our more continental counterparts.
Eurodontia by Valerie Hurt January 17, 2009
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026