eurodonk 

asshole, idiot, big oaf, also a person from europe who sucks at life, douche

That french guy is a huge eurodonk

eurodonk by zuph08 March 13, 2009

Eurodork 

A dork of the uniquely Euro persuasion, i.e., can't dress, wears things that light up/flash, listens to too much techno, can't dance and usually can't do any other physical activity without looking like a total spaz. Single-handedly destroys the popular concept that Europeans are suave and sophisticated.

Usually male and not bad-looking, but was just never taught to be cool.

Eurodorks are often German, French, or Dutch. They are rarely Italian, since Italy is one of the few Euro countries with any style, and rarely English, due to the power of the English accent to make anyone seem like they have a clue.

OMG, look at that Eurodork in the adidas and the tight-in-the-wrong-places Michael Jackson t-shirt. I think he is wearing acid-washed jeans.

Eurodork by ladeeda April 22, 2006

Eurodontia 

A lesser form of Anglodontia. Bad, rotten, or misplaced teeth that would rarely be found in North America. The disregard for oral hygiene common to the old world.

American hygiene standards are frequently seen as excessive or obsessive by other cultures, however it's exactly this attitude that has spared us from the Eurodontia of our more continental counterparts.

Eurodontia by Valerie Hurt January 17, 2009