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Eto'oBall 

Eto'oBall is a term used to describe the sport of "Soccer" or "Football". It relates to the Man/God that is Samuel Eto'o. As he is the definition of Soccer, the sport can also be called "Eto'oBall".
Man 1: "Hey broseff, let's do something extremely radical, that isn't gay."
Man 2: "Would you like to partake in the noble sport of Eto'oBall, my good sir?"
Eto'oBall by Fishguts1 July 6, 2012

E to the M to the O

E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.

A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.

E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.

If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.

E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?

All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
E to the M to the O lives a double life.
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etooty by Mr. Etooty December 11, 2008
The calmest person you'll ever meet. They can be shy at first but once you get to know them they're really out going. They know how to make you feel better with their jokes and hilarious personality. Sometimes though they pretend not to care deep down they're hurting. Never hurt an Etoo
Every one needs Etoo in their life
Etoo by Andrew Gerald November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026