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1.
any especially green person, determined to save the world, who impresses their beliefs upon others, especially with violence
Sally became such an ethanolic after watching an Inconvienient Truth; she hit me when I didn't recycle a bottle!
by Michael Marx November 19, 2007
 
2.
A real man who drinks pure ethanol.
"Real men drink pure ethanol" - Complex

Emile: Aren't you an alocoholic?
Complex: Nah, real men drink pure ethanol. I am an ethanolic.
Emile: Cool story bro.
by PointZ3RO December 03, 2011