Estherbation

When you are too good to masturbate, then you Estherbate.

Her pet cat caught her Estherbating in front of a mirror. There was an awkward pause between the two momentarily, until Sue turned slowly back to herself and completed this unholy act of Estherbation.

Estherbation by genePulley October 25, 2011

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estermating

The act of making sexual noises in a non sexual situation.

Lisa kept estermating during her final exam at Boston College.

Jim was overheard estermating in the library and was expelled.

estermating by Pickled Sasquatch February 9, 2021

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easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

easterbating by stackattack May 12, 2011

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Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

Easterbating by Big David March 17, 2008

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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