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1. Essex boy elbow
A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.
Essex boy: Owright boys, im gonna essex boy elbow it down to the floor tonight!
2. Brazier Boy
The sterotypical Essex Boy like Jeff Brazier. The type of guy who may or may not be gay but spends a lot of time on the hair and styling themselves. Brazier Boys are generally not clever either.
A: U see that guy over there
B: Yeh what a Brazier Boy

EG 2

A: Wanna go down to Essex
B: No i heard the girl thing isnt true and the guys are just Brazier Boys
3. essex county
A large county ranging from VERY rich to VERY poor. It's in close proximity to New York and has good transportation getting there which cause the taxes to be. Many feel the county is somewhat ethnically segregated in some parts. The western portion of Essex County tends to have wealthy and mainly white towns. These often include The Caldwells, Millburn, Glen Ridge,some of Upper Montclair, Short Hills, and Essex Fells, which are some of the most desirable towns in the state. Other mainly white towns that aren't as wealthy are more near the east but are considered to be still western. These towns include Nutley, Cedar Grove, and Verona which are mainly upper-middle class. On the other hand more toward the east there are towns like Irvington, East Orange, and the infamous Newark which are the least desirable towns in the state. Some towns tend to be stuck in the middle with some nice areas and some bad areas making them mixed. These include South Orange, West Orange, and Montclair. Towns that have few nice areas and are starting to go downhill include Bloomfield and Belleville.
Boy: I'm from Essex County!
Girl: So are you rich or poor?
4. Essex
A county that is officialy in east anglia NOT the south east. (now i live in essex so its ok for me to rant about it) Essex is stereotyped as a cultural wasteland, and unfortunately in many cases this is true. You can divide essex into two, the north and the south, both sides are totaly different but have equally annoying people. The south is very urbanised and full of loud, agressive, fake cockneys who wear tacky gold chains and predend to be some big east end crime lord.

The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.

So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
Southern essexer: Oi mate, wot u lookin at? dont u know im a gangter from east landon?

northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
5. Canvey Boy
The Canvey Boy is a rare and endangered species. Originated from Canvey Island, Essex the species roams the streets of London hunting his prey. Commonly found on the set of Eastenders or at a "bar" in Soho the species is easily identifiable by its distinct ginger hair.
Corr Dave look at that Canvey Boy over there, I bet he has ginger pubes, lets chat him up.
6. We Are The Ocean
Up and coming band from Essex, United Kingdom fronted by Dan Brown and Liam Cromby. You could have two opinions of them:

1. They're brilliant, very talented and make a unique mark on the current UK band scene. Liam Cromby's velvet vocals combine perfectly with Dan's raw metal vocals.
2. They're poo.

Also on the line-up are Jack Spence (Bass), Alfie Scully (Guitar) and Tom Whittaker (Drums).
Clyde: "Hey, why's there a bear on your hoodie when it says We Are The Ocean?"

Random Essex boy on the Central line: "No, you shouldn't be wearing that hoodie, We Are The Ocean are poo."
7. boy ed de
this term is used when you are in a conversation with someone and you feel they are talking a bit of beard or lying, this phrase comes from the school playgrounds of essex. england
someone is talking in a group and is obviously talking rubish! you stand back, take a deep breath and look at them, raise your hand to your chin and pull it away fast shouting BOY ED DE!!! As though pulling out a beard.
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