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The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.
eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

raging eskimos 

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
raging eskimos by sct3sct April 28, 2011

Eskimodest 

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.
"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."
Eskimodest by t0okes July 31, 2009

eskimolest 

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.
Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!
eskimolest by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016

Eskimost-est brothers 

The ultimate Eskimo brothers. Not have you only penetrated the same women, but you both had a child with her!
Sally: “Did you see Jimmy just had a baby with Janet down the street?”

Nancy: “No way! Didn’t She have a baby with Billy a few years ago?”

Sally: “Yeah that’s her! I guess Jimmy and Billy are now Eskimost-est brothers.”

Eskimost-est brothers 

The ultimate Eskimo brothers. Not have you only penetrated the same women, but you both had a child with her!
Sally: “Did you see Jimmy just had a baby with Janet down the street?”

Nancy: “No way! Didn’t She have a baby with Billy a few years ago?”

Sally: “Yeah that’s her! I guess Jimmy and Billy are now Eskimost-est brothers.”