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Eskimobile 

The funky funky ride of an eskimo. Right now the Eskimobile is in the form of a Toyota Tacoma, but has also been a Ford Probe, Ford Mustang and Dodge Aspen. The Eskimobile is more a system of belief than an object. It represents the coolness of the arctic and the pure glory of its people. And it is the bringer the coolest eskimo you ever did know.
Eric "Dood! We're late for the show"

Lucas "No fear my Eskibro, throw the gear in the back and jump in the eskimobile and we will ride like the fuckin artic wind"

And the show was played.
Eskimobile by Savage Buffalo April 9, 2011
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eskimolito

when you get with your bestfriends girl/boy friend after he/she broke up with him/her.
Cory is such a dumbass that he does not even notice kevin dawgin' his chick in the other room. That is such an eskimolito move.
eskimolito by igrab November 12, 2009

Eskimail brother 

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.
Eskimail brother by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

Eskimolian 

People who live in igloos in the arctic
We visited alaska and met some eskimolians and they showed us their igloos.
Eskimolian by Eskimo August 10, 2017

eskibilly 

The inherent qualities of the Natives of the North, coincide with the hillbillies of the deep Southern United States. These people are terribly unattractive, hilariously incompetent, and have a knack for sleeping with one another regardless of sex or family affiliation. The latter has been well documented in the villages of Alaska as being a rite of passage for the Native man. Of course, in male dominated, primitive societies, the women have virtually no say in the matter.

Lastly, missing teeth make this assumption of similarities a lock for fact, rather than fiction.
I flew out to the bush this last week where I was nearly raped, shot, and offered really cheap booze. My mom always told me to stay out of eskibilly country.
eskibilly by Sybill demille October 6, 2009

eskimoing 

laying in bed all day and occasionally thinking about having sex but it is too cold.
dude did you do her?
no, i was totally eskimoing.
eskimoing by Fred Frenchfry January 3, 2008

eskimolingus 

The art of making love to an eskimo.
My friend Tommy is an eskimo. I spent the night at his house and gave him eskimolingus. =]
eskimolingus by PetuniaLola July 5, 2008