escobedo 

a really, REALLY hardcore surname. pretty rare, and usually nice people.

"wow, they're sooo cool" "yeah, they must be escobedos"

escobedo by camille staffordshire April 15, 2009

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Excoted 

Getting wasted on a drug. Taking it all to the FACE.

Lets get excoted on shrooms in Egypt

Excoted by WeordoFACE June 10, 2016

Escroted 

The act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.

Darryl: What U doin home so early? I thought you went on a date?

Leroy: I did! We went back to her house after dinner. I tried to give her the old Johnny slip-and-sneak and got escroted me the fuck out.

Escroted by darryl&leroy November 19, 2009

Excoted 

A very painful medical procedure that is a cure for cancer.

Doc: I'm sorry Mrs. Samuel, but we don't know what is causing your random tumors. We will have to have them excoted. *DUN DUN DUUUUN*

Mrs. Samuel: Oh no doctor! Is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?

Doc: It's gonna hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but don't worry you'll still keep ur hair!

Excoted by Susie Q and Mary Poppins August 13, 2010

escobedo 

Usually a last name, a word for a goofy science teacher that teaches extremely well but is very booti tooti.

Mr.Mo, last name Lester, is such an Escobedo!

escobedo by shittygiggler October 13, 2023

escited 

Escited - the feeling of being exited specifically over seeing a knob

I saw it and i’m so escited

escited by esciteddiscronary June 21, 2024