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A person who gets off an escalator and doesn't continue walking, thereby creating a human "bump" at the end of an escalator ride; a traffic jam at the end of an escalator ride.
If that kid doesn't start walking, he's going to be an escalbump and cause real probs!
escalbump by Lorebee December 9, 2008
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escalump 

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.
I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.
escalump by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008
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Escalump 

A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.

Person 2: Seriously.
Escalump by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011

[Excalibumper] 

An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.
If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resources for that, but only a car with an awesome bumper you're all set.

Go Excalibumper!!!
[Excalibumper] by xPrivateChurchx February 2, 2009

eschlump 

I eschlumped your mom last night
eschlump by Mike McMuncher November 1, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026