easterbater 

someone who masterbates on easter sunday

ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"

easterbater by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

easterbate by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

exasterbated 

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.

"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."

exasterbated by Yorgi April 22, 2006

exasterbated 

anything having to do with being fresh to death.

Girrrl i was so exasterbated today at school.

exasterbated by lurrAA September 28, 2006

eaterbater 

Someone who continuously masterbates as they eat finger foods.

"Don't eat the sandwich squares, that guy is an eaterbater and he's been touching them all"

eaterbater by cloudqueen March 18, 2014