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Esalen junkie 

Someone who is unable to resist the temptation of the ocean cliffside massages, moon-lit midnight hot tubbing, being entirely in the moment and being able to do a lot of it naked that is as accessible as this astounding location on the Central Coast of California.
The monk like extended silences and floating nude under a full moon is the lifeblood of the Esalen junkie.
Esalen junkie by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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esalen massage 

Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.
After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.

The Esalen Incident 

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.
Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."
a very sexy, confident women. Who probley smells extremely good.
Wow, you're such an Evalene!
Evalene by Haley Junesee August 23, 2008
eslena is a nice girl with a big personality. she lowkey sucks but its fine because she will make you happy 24/7 and love u up with all her affection. shes really shy but once she gets comfortable, she wont be as shy. eslenas bestfriend ever is typically a girl named jakeira and thats on periodt luv xx. eslena is a fun person and if you ever meet one, you should talk to them bc they will make u laugh and be rlly affectionate. eslena will do anything to make you happy and no matter what, will always be there for you. shes really understanding and supportive but also really forgiving. she may be annoying sometimes but its just out of love. she tells jakeira everything because jakeira rocks ! please if you ever meet an eslena, be nice. shes just trying to love you up ):
eslenas awesome wow "is that eslena, ew !!!"
eslena by cool kid lena March 27, 2020
Pretty

All guys should date her

Big booty

Dammn right she's hot
Has beautiful brown eyes
Dammn did you see Eslendy today's yeah she's hot
Eslendy by Lenny's July 10, 2016
a kid who is awesome and good at sports also he is a goddess in bed too
omg did u hear what ealen did to this girl in bed
ealen by anonymous September 23, 2020