1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.
Don't go out with him he's an Eric.
by dorkissmaximus May 21, 2014
Means retarded writer.
An Eric often writes provoking comments on important matters.
His texst often include terrible math.
An Eric also makes any everyday-thing sound wrong.
"And my butt was so sore after that camping trip"
Eric slept on a rock.
by tower of babel November 19, 2012
Person who takes a shit at work and doesn't wash his hands.

Person who enjoys Alabama Hot Pockets!

A guy who drives a large pick up truck to make up for having a small penis.

The colossus of call in's and the sultan of smart time.

Legend in his own mind.

Smartest man in the storeroom and has more.common sense than any 5 people put together.. and will let you know that as well!!
Stop!!!! Do not eat from that side of the party sub or from that bag of potato chips, ERIC just took a shit and didn't wash his hands again!!
by Honcho Villa October 13, 2011
a manly guy going through puberty who loves pink. he is also growing a mustache into a beard.
Look at the guy with a mustache! Oh, you mean Eric?
by yumyumcupcakess September 19, 2011
A charming, fun, caring, loving, intriguing young man who is loved by an Emily. The day that I met this Eric was the day that I realized how much I felt like I was missing out on prior to him. He'll come in to your life and you'll forget what it was ever like without him. You'll find yourself wanting to do anything and everything together because he tends to make things so much better. I felt like I had known this Eric for years when I'd only really known him for about a month. Everything is just...easy with him. He'd bring in Dunks and Dews during class just to bribe me to sit with him...and it worked. He's clever, witty, smart, motivated, talented, excited, and spirited. There will never be a dull moment with him by my side.

I love him,

I love him,

I love him.

by P.I.C September 21, 2010
Big,Goofy,Lovable boy toy. Yet, he's also a little bitch....and a whore....and can be such a diva.... A.K.A. The Sass Queen....
Friend 1: Oh mah gawsh Eric is so sexy.
Friend 2: Ah know, I love him so muussh.
Eric: Whateves! Plenty of me to go around..
by La Barbie 101 January 12, 2012
a fairly quiet, somewhat nerdy, average height, lanky, cutely awkward, pale, really smart sixteen year old. pretty good at call of duty, sleeps a lot, forgets things easily, poor eyesight, pretty nice.
guy 1- eric is the chill motherfucker from chemistry, you know, the one with the short girlfriend?

guy 2- yeeeaaa, i know him! he's pretty chill.
by zombiee January 18, 2011

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