Means retarded writer.
An Eric often writes provoking comments on important matters.
His texst often include terrible math.
An Eric also makes any everyday-thing sound wrong.
"And my butt was so sore after that camping trip"
Eric slept on a rock.
by tower of babel November 19, 2012
Person who takes a shit at work and doesn't wash his hands.

Person who enjoys Alabama Hot Pockets!

A guy who drives a large pick up truck to make up for having a small penis.

The colossus of call in's and the sultan of smart time.

Legend in his own mind.

Smartest man in the storeroom and has more.common sense than any 5 people put together.. and will let you know that as well!!
Stop!!!! Do not eat from that side of the party sub or from that bag of potato chips, ERIC just took a shit and didn't wash his hands again!!
by Honcho Villa October 13, 2011
a manly guy going through puberty who loves pink. he is also growing a mustache into a beard.
Look at the guy with a mustache! Oh, you mean Eric?
by yumyumcupcakess September 19, 2011
a fairly quiet, somewhat nerdy, average height, lanky, cutely awkward, pale, really smart sixteen year old. pretty good at call of duty, sleeps a lot, forgets things easily, poor eyesight, pretty nice.
guy 1- eric is the chill motherfucker from chemistry, you know, the one with the short girlfriend?

guy 2- yeeeaaa, i know him! he's pretty chill.
by zombiee January 18, 2011
Big,Goofy,Lovable boy toy. Yet, he's also a little bitch....and a whore....and can be such a diva.... A.K.A. The Sass Queen....
Friend 1: Oh mah gawsh Eric is so sexy.
Friend 2: Ah know, I love him so muussh.
Eric: Whateves! Plenty of me to go around..
by La Barbie 101 January 12, 2012
Erics are really sweet guys, there caring and understanding and to top it off there really cute. If you ever meet an eric watchout their charm and sweetness is deadly. They tend to play hockey and soccer. They also act really cute and dont push for sex and things. If you ever come across an eric be sure to grab him before some other guy dose.
i think i like an eric" "well no duh everyone likes eric hes the shit
by smartiegirl9645 November 18, 2010
A music buff who usually tends towards the metal side of life. Has a penchant for whiskeys and bourbon. Sometimes has problems involving a pain in the foot. Unassuming yet very clever when it comes to phillosophical matters. Frugal yet generous. Sexy but not over the top. Erics give lots of kisses and make the best food. Eric is gorgeous.
Persdon 1: He's really hot - but unassuming...
Person 2: Oh! You mean he's an Eric!
by Sagittarius girl February 05, 2010

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